So, We Bought A Fish

My kid loves animals,

every time we are at the doctors

he goes and sits right by the huge 

aquarium and talks to the fish.

If we hear a dog outside

he yells out the window

"Sorry dog, I cant play right now, Im watching a show!"

(I was serious about the yelling)

So, last time we were at the pet store

he was talking to the fish and showing them

his toys.

(he has friends I promise)

So I decided its high time we get a pet.

Oh, heavens. 

What was I thinking!

We bought an aquarium and some guppies.

Heavens to Betsy.

I am finding that I do not do well 

with the Ds.

Death, Dying, Decay.

Disgusting.

I really, really, really want to be that animal

person that I swear I am.

But, Im really getting grossed out.

I cant handle it. 

Seriously, though? 

We JUST bought these fish.

And a fancy aquarium with a filter for them

and all the special fish drops and jazz that

goes with it.

What gives?!

I think I need my money back,

I mean, they had to be dying already 

when we bought them right?

I dont want to be held accountable for their death.

This is too stressful.

Good thing we didnt get a dog.

Wish me luck!