Sunday Confessions

 Ok guys, sorry I missed last week,

Im hoping to make this a regular thing, because 

A) I think its a super cute and clever idea

 B) because Im sure you want to know all

about me, and 

C) Im a narcissist, obviously.

First off, can those count as confessions??

Here goes, Sunday Confessions.

Ahem,

I love cilantro. 

A lot.

I love walking into the bathroom and see my kid

wipe his own bum. It makes me feel

very accomplished as a mother.

Everyday I am becoming more and more

like my own mother, and I couldnt be happier

about it.

My most embarrassing moment,

(well, one of them)

was falling asleep in English class in highschool

during silent reading time, and then farting so loud

I woke myself up.

Everyone thought it was the kid behind me.

You better believe I let them think that.

And I still only sorta feel bad about 

letting him take the blame,

but not really.

Me and my highschool girlfriends.

 

I really have no idea how to use grammar.

We moved so much growing up, that I missed

that part of my English education.

(So bear with me)

Although some of my mistakes are

out of pure laziness.

(cue cringing from my English loving family and friends)

I am on the graveyard shift of barf duty tonight

as I write this...

And slightly starting to resemble 

a Zombie. But its cool, because

Zombies are so in right now...

So, what confession do you have today?

(You know, you can post anonymously...)