Sunday Confessions

Happy April Fools.

Ps. None of these are jokes,

I wish some were.

Todays confessions have to do 

with exercise.

I find no desire whatsoever in exerting myself

to the point of sweat, by hurting myself, 

for fun.

Every time I eat a healthy dinner,

I feel justified, in having an

awesome dessert.

(i dont think thats how its supposed to work)

On that same note, I sometimes 

wear workout clothes all day,

it makes me feel like I actually worked out.

Its the thought that counts right?

Oh, and I watch The Biggest Loser,

while eating ice cream...

I am horrible.

Im getting depressed just thinking about 

how bad I am.

Moving on.

I have a love/hate relationship 

with the fact that my kid

calls me Janean.