Happy April Fools.
Ps. None of these are jokes,
I wish some were.
Todays confessions have to do
I find no desire whatsoever in exerting myself
to the point of sweat, by hurting myself,
Every time I eat a healthy dinner,
I feel justified, in having an
(i dont think thats how its supposed to work)
On that same note, I sometimes
wear workout clothes all day,
it makes me feel like I actually worked out.
Its the thought that counts right?
Oh, and I watch The Biggest Loser,
while eating ice cream...
I am horrible.
Im getting depressed just thinking about
how bad I am.
I have a love/hate relationship
with the fact that my kid
calls me Janean.